Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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