writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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