just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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