I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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