can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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