Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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