This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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