Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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