After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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