Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.