I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.