She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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