What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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