Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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