these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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