That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
