my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
home. puking in laundry basket.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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