Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
it glows. i had to have it.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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