bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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