I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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