oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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