It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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