Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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