And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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