I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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