she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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