i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
did you just send me my own nude
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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