pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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