official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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