you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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