Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I need water and some morals
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Randomize
