Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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