Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
