it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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