Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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