question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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