For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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