someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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