check it out our google latitudes are spooning
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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