I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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Sorry about my life...
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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