TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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