After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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