i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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