so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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