Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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