But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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