So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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