Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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