For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
sarcasm needs its own font
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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