You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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