If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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