Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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