Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Rumble strips road head = magical
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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