i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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