This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
thus making me awesome and them whores
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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